Don't Blame Me For Your Sexual Tension
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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 


vves:

I couldn’t help but wonder why you never even tried to come home after you left. I guess now I know you were just too busy finding homes in other people that weren’t me.
stillsweettho:

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solidmercury:

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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars


mydamnhartbig:

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.


animators are too damn clever for their own good
veinsgrewpale:

fuck